I got a phone from my girlfriend last month.
It was a Galaxy S7.
We both love smartphones and have a good sense of humor about them, but the moment the phone vibrated, it was like a punch in the gut.
My friend thought that the vibrator was weird, and we both laughed.
It seemed like the moment was the same on both phones, but it was different on the iPhone.
“The iPhone just doesn’t do things the way you’d expect,” my friend told me.
The vibration didn’t bother me as much, but I felt like it was the right move.
“I’m not a selfie guy,” I told her.
“It’s not my cup of tea.”
It was the phone that had made her laugh the most.
“But I think the iPhone can do some things that people don’t expect,” I said.
“There are a lot of people who love selfies, and that’s awesome.
And people who don’t like selfies also enjoy them.”
A few months after my phone vibrator, I received an invitation to a talk on how to make it even better.
I had a pretty good idea of what I wanted the talk to be about.
But I wasn’t sure how to approach it.
I knew that I wanted to talk about how to take a photo without breaking the phone.
I wanted a photo that wasn’t going to be blurry or blurry-looking.
I didn’t want a blurry photo.
I just wanted a picture that was really clear.
I’m not saying that this is the easiest or the most exciting thing to do, but maybe the best way to make a selfie without breaking a phone.
A few weeks later, I was in my car when I was pulled over by a cop.
“Look at this,” he said.
I looked at the photo I had just taken, and it was blurry.
I was going to have to make some changes.
The cop was a little more enthusiastic.
“How did you make that?”
“We got a little tip from an Instagram friend of ours that this photo is not perfect, but we got to try to fix it.”
I got out my iPhone and went to snap a few shots.
I took a few pictures and looked at them and saw that they weren’t blurry.
So I did some more.
I then took a couple more pictures and got some more tips from the Instagram friend.
I started taking pictures.
I had to do a couple of things.
First, I had to turn off my phone’s vibration feature.
“No more vibration!”
I went to the settings of my iPhone, and I disabled the vibration feature entirely.
“Then just turn the vibration on again,” the cop told me as he took my iPhone.
I did that.
Next, I wanted some tips on how I could take a picture without breaking my phone.
The first thing I did was take a few photos with my iPhone camera app.
This wasn’t exactly how I wanted my phone to do things.
It vibrated a lot.
When I was taking pictures, I felt the vibration coming from the camera, so I used the vibration control.
“Ok, I think I’m going to take the camera away from you, and you’re going to keep taking photos, and then I’m just going to leave the vibrating on forever,” I thought.
“That sounds pretty cool,” I texted the cop.
But the vibration was still there.
I decided that I had enough to get some ideas on how best to use my phone, so that I could be ready when he started asking questions.
“Do you have a selfie app?”
The answer was yes, but not for a selfie.
“Can you send me an Instagram selfie?”
I said, thinking about how I had recently used Instagram to take photos.
I texted again.
“What’s your name?”
I have an Instagram account, and my phone does vibrate, so the cop said, “Ok.
Just tell me who you are, and what your name is.”
“I am not your name, you stupid bitch.”
“Are you OK?” the cop asked.
I answered, “Yes.
Just please tell me your name.”
I went on to explain that my phone is vibrating constantly and I want to take some photos, but because I’m a person who likes to take pictures, it’s not good for me to take many.
“Alright, so let’s just do it like this, then,” I explained.
I asked the cop what he was going for, and he replied, “Just take as many pictures as you want.”
I took about a dozen photos.
Finally, I got to the part where he asked if I had any tips on taking selfies.
I said yes.
I told him to turn the vibrate off and to